I found the Ambiguously Gay Duo's car!

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12/24/2016 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

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It was a Marcos Xylon. Fittingly, they were made of wood.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/24/2016 at 14:32

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Ace and Gary thank you for finding their car


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/24/2016 at 17:06

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Ha wood


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/24/2016 at 17:07

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Needs to be painted flesh-tone.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
12/24/2016 at 23:34

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Isn’t your flesh so green that it’s almost black? No? Just me?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
12/24/2016 at 23:36

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Closest I could find:

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Somehow it’s even more phallic with no bodywork.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/25/2016 at 16:53

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Holy shit this is hideous


Kinja'd!!! torque > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/25/2016 at 23:22

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Good call.

You know... From the windshield (or windscreen if you like) forward it looks similar to a Bugeye Sprite